Craig’s Royal Hotel is like a big fancy house that looks like a castle but not really a castle but kinda yes because it got old walls and shiny things. It lives in Ballarat, which is a place where people found shiny gold stuff long time ago when dinosaurs were probably still texting each other (okay no but maybe).

This hotel is SO OLD like your grandma’s grandma’s grandma’s grandma. But they cleaned it and fixed it and now it looks all fancy like it wants to go to a wedding every day. When you walk in, you go “WOAHHHHH big hotel!!!” because everything is shiny and tall and looks like a princess house.

They have rooms. Like lots of rooms. Like more rooms than I have toys. And every room looks different so you can pretend you’re in a different world every time. Some rooms look like royal rooms, some look like “I’m super important,” and all of them have soft beds so you can jump (but maybe don’t jump, grown-ups yell).

They also have places for parties. BIG party rooms. If you wanna get married or eat cake or talk too much, this is the place. There’s a GRAND DINING ROOM that is super fancy like you need to hold your pinky up to drink water. There’s also a Prince Room because princes probably stay there or maybe just people who pretend to be princes.

AND there’s a SECRET BASEMENT ROOM. Like underground! You can eat food down there and pretend you’re a spy or a mole.

They also have snacks and coffee and tea and cake and more cake and even fancier cake.

So yeah, Craig’s Royal Hotel is like a giant princess castle-house where you sleep, eat, party, and feel super fancy even if you’re just a silly little potato.