Rydges is like a big big house where people go when they don’t wanna sleep in their own house. It got lots of bedrooms, like sooo many, maybe a million (I don’t know, I’m 5). When you go there, nice people at the front say “hello!” and give you a card that makes doors go beep and open like magic.

Inside your room, there is a bed that is so soft you go plop and maybe never get up again. There is also a bathroom where you can splash-splash like a duck (but don’t make too much splash or grown-ups will say “NOOOO!”).

Rydges has hotels everywhere, like everywhere-everywhere, like it’s playing hide-and-seek with the whole world. They have some places with swimming pools so you can pretend to be a fish, and some places have gyms where grown-ups pick up heavy things for fun (I don’t know why they do that).

They also have restaurants where you can eat food that is fancy, or normal, or just super yummy. Grown-ups drink their silly adult drinks, and kids eat chips and make crumbs everywhere.

Sometimes people have big meetings there. I don’t know what meetings are, but it sounds boring. Also weddings happen there because people like to say “I DO!” in fancy buildings.

Rydges likes to make everything clean-clean and nice-nice so people feel happy. They try to be good friends to everyone. They even have a special club where if you stay a lot, they say “YAY YOU!” and give you treats and discounts like it’s your birthday.

So yeah, Rydges is just a big giant hotel family where you sleep, eat, splash, sit, stand, talk, do nothing, and feel like a cozy potato.